There's No Excuse Now . . .

[Buenchico]

. . . for not getting into sport!

No expensive equipment required. Nowhere special needed to train. All you need is a partner - and what better way could there possibly be to start a relationship than to ask, "Would you care to join me in a bit of this new sport?" . . .
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-60198331

[Arksided]

I thought it was February 1st tomorrow not April.

[gingejbee]

Presumably they're all featherweights?

[Buenchico]

^^^ LOL ;-)