A Blind Dog.

[10ClarionSt]

A man went to the local dogs home and asked if they had blind dog for sale.

A blind dog? Don't you mean a guide dof for the blind?

Nope. Definitely a blind dog.

What do you want a blind dog for?

Actually, it's not for me. It's for my mother-in-law. It has to be blind cos if it sees her it'll tear her kn throat out.

[William51]

Very good.

[davebro]

Les Dawson?

[davebro]

I knew the MiL was coming - the mice were throwing themselves on the traps.