Hold On To Your Hats, You've Had Star Wars......get Ready For.....

[ToraToraTora]

Pasty Wars, May the dough be with you!
https://news.sky.com/story/the-great-cornish-bake-off-greggs-faces-battle-with-local-pasty-makers-as-it-eyes-cornwall-expansion-12899807

[ClareTG0ld]

Won't be long before they start deploying Weapons of Mince Destruction.

[ToraToraTora]

You're winning BA at the mo Clare but I'll wait a while before actually awarding it. I'd hate to be an indian giver.

[The Builder]

Google seemed to have decided it's “National Cream Tea Day.” Both sides of the Tamar maintain different opinions as to cream placement of course. Opposing factions are well dug in as the “Cream-on” wars rage.
Now, Greggs of Moscow are beginning to line up tanks along the Tamar Oblast. They have a major obstacle to overcome first though. Rules of provenance from The Cornish Pasty Association stipulate that a pasty can only be classed as Cornish if the “crimp” is on the side and never down the middle.
As if the world doesn't have enough to worry about with Ukraine. Greggs may have turned this into a major humanitarian issue.
I'm digging trenches, and I've just seen our colleague Ichkeria going by on the M5 towing a caravan.

[Gromit]

Greggs use Carrots!!!