And I Love This One Also.

[gulliver1]

Boris Johnson has gone for Good. ...After the Covid Inquiry interrogation. Boris's political career is settled then. He will never come back. The Inquiry has decided that Johnson during the pandemic was Negligent,Lazy,and he Systematically misled the public while repeatedly boasting about imaginary achievements..above all he failed to treat the pandemic seriously by missing five Cobra meetings.

[douglas9401]

He seemed to prioritise the trouser snake over Cobra.

[newmodarmy]

 The Inquiry has decided ....

So the report has been leaked several years before publication and before the remaining few years of interviews have been completed?

[Patsy33]

^^^^

Lol@ Douglas 😁

[newmodarmy]

Yes, he's adder bad week

[newmodarmy]

^Boris, not douglas

[gulliver1]

As PM... Johnson allowed politics to convert into a system for pillaging the Tax payer by rewarding Tory donors who won Government Contracts in irregular circumstances.

[sandyRoe]

But would anything he's done disqualify him from holding high office again?

Parachuted into a safe seat he might soon be charming the backwoods men and women of the Tory Party.

[Peter Pedant]

yeah invite him to a nativity play, and dress him as a (young) pontius pilate and when Herod massacres the innocent,

he is included with the comment - oh well the old had to go as well.

and the swords have to be real....

[gulliver1]

A grisly half life awaits Johnson now involving TV chat shows after dinner speeches , newspaper columns for an ever diminishing group of sycophants

[newmodarmy]

Whereas gulliver will be.....?

[Peter Pedant]

very lucrative one, actually - mega bucks for a PM as afte dindins speaker ( er pigs head not included)

[Hymie]

There ABers who hold this complete fool in high regard; just how poor a judge of character do you have to be, not to know that Boris should never be placed in any position of authority?....and despite (or maybe because of) Boris’s woeful performance at the covid inquiry, many won’t have changed their mind.

[Togo]

Ahh it is indeed delightfully Boris. He wears the Grimsby hat to remind the French and Spanish that he thwarted their plunder of British fish. He used to wear it when out jogging and wearing a tshirt sporting an Anchor and the Legend.

"Mille Sabords!...
Tonnere de Brest!
Marins d'eau douce?!
Boit-sans-souf!...
Extoplasme?!...
Moule a' gaufres!...
Noix de coco!
Sapajou!...Olibrius!...
Bachi-bouzouk!... 

My schoolboy French lessons reveal.

A thousand seaports!...
Thunder from Brest!
Freshwater fishermen?!...
Drinks without thirst!...
Extoplasm?!
Waffle moulders!...
Coconut!
Capuchin Monkey!...Crank!...
Crazy headed!...(The last line is Turkish I think)

Apparently Micron went balistic.   Hahaha. 

[Togo]

Of course the hat went over everyones head!! Haha made myself laugh there. 

[nicebloke1]

In short, he's been a complete embarrassment to this country, we just need to get rid of the excess rubbish he left behind.

[Togo]

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[nicebloke1]

^^ yep :0)

[Hymie]

Apparently there is a rumour that Boris has a personal hairdresser who attends to him regularly; if this is so, how come the press don’t have a photo of someone arriving at 10 Downing Street with a pudding bowl?

[gulliver1]

Not just the end of an era ,but the end of Boris,