Story Of Life

[gramps85]

A husband abd wife are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on her wedding night, and said to her husband 'Honey do you remember this?  He looked at said 'Yes dear I do. You wore the same negligee the night we were married.

'Thats right' she said, 'And do you remember what you said to me that night?'

'Yes dear, I said Oh baby I am going to suck the life out of those big t***s and screw your brains out'

She said 'Yes honey thats exacly what you said, and now 50 years later I'm in the same negligee I wore that night, so what do you have say now?'

He looked her up and down and said 'Mission accomplished'

[Canary42]

IMHO this sort of smut is not suitable for this family-friendly forum.  

Ed obviously disagrees with me. 

[albaqwerty]

Yeah, Canary, but it IS funny 🤣

[gramps85]

Canary, If I have offended anybody with this joke then I do apologise, and if Ed wishes to remove it I will fully understand. Humour is such a subjective matter and what may offend one person may be acceptable to others.

[davebro3]

did you report it Canary?

[drmorgans]

 

Family friendly? The Garnets? The Royle family?