Reliant car jokes

[wintersett]

Does anyone have any (clean) jokes about Reliant cars/vans for a fun family web site

[Fibonacci]

From http://www.3wheelers.com/jokes1.html
Q: What do you call a Robin at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

Q: What do you call a Robin with two exhaust pipes?
A: A wheelbarrow

Q: How do you execute a hand brake turn in a Robin?
A: Stick your arm out the window and grab a sign post.

Q: Why do Reliant Robins have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm while pushing it!

Q: Why do you call a Reliant Robin with a football inside it?
A: A whistle.

So this chap goes into Halfords and says, "I want a new pair of windscreen wipers for my Reliant Robin, please." Bloke behind the counter tips his head on one side and ponders for a minute or so. Finally he says, "OK, it's a deal."

Q: What do you do if you see a robin doing a wheelspin
A .Faint

Q: What do you do if you see a Robin doing ten miles an hour
A: Wonder how the hell its moving that fast

Q: How do you double the value of a Reliant Robin?
A .Fill the petrol tank!

[Tock389]

Q:What do you call a Reliant with a sunroof?

A: A skip!

[Fibonacci]

Reliant Robin

A guy driving a Reliant Robin pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Reliant Robin rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Robin!" The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone."

The driver of the Reliant Robin says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Robin!" The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator." The driver of the Reliant Robin says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Robin!" The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"

The driver of the Reliant Robin says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Robin! Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls. The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car, and the bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.

So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Robin, and he drove all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Robin parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the Robin. When there wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet.

"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly! The driver of the Robin looked at him and said, "You got me out of the shower for that!"

[wintersett]

Thanks for all those jokes - it will keep me chuckling for hours!!!