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bobtheturkey | 22:14 Sun 30th Jul 2006 | Body & Soul
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i got a letter yesterday from a well known catalogue company asking me to audition for a part modeling their older gents range of clothing, this would involve me standing with a somewhat distant look in my eyes while having an anorak slung over my shoulder with a hand in the pocket of a pair of magnolia slacks with matching slip ons, i dont know if i should attend or not? the wench from number 42 orders from it and i get enough hassle :(
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whats the pay like,is there bupa,pensions,car or any other incentive's they offer??
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years supply of wearthers originals ruge
Are they asking u to model Pingue y - fronts
is mrs h in the lingerie section?
You could look on this as your opportunity to impress Mrs. H as she is sure to find your more attractive once you are in the public eye. Also, you may be interested to know that I recently saw an advert in a national paper looking for distinguished older gentleman to feature in the winter edition of the Damart catalogue. If you find you enjoy this new type of work you may like to apply. Whether or not she will find you attractive in a pair of long johns with matching interlock fabic vest is debatable, but the money would surely come in handy. Next step - Paris - Milan..... ??
Sounds right up your ally bob, make sure you are wearing Hush Puppies or you will look so silly.
i wouldnt bother about Mrs H, take the wurthers and run!!!!
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This could be the start of something big - Go for it !
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lmao
is that the turkeys neck or something else bob??
Thought you had already taken the job, bob?

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how did u get my foto pippa?? too slick for words that, the chicks love it.
oooo stevie,i am attracted to you more now!!
Ooooooooooooh. Smoooooooooooth!!!!!!!!!!x
i know ww1, it took me a long time to get used to the kind of attention my clothing brings. its irrisistable to certain women.
Well it certainly gave me the horn, stevie :o)

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