If you were...

[Champagne]

1) A car, what car would you be?

2) A meal, what meal would you be?

3) An animal, what animal would you be?

4) An outfit, what outfit would you be?

5) An occupation, what occupation would you be?

[Champagne]

1) I�d be a cal-look VW Beetle convertible � classic, quirky and fun.

2) I�d be a plate of chunky chips with a large dollop of whipped cream, topped with candy floss and a pinch of salt.

3) I�d be a squirrel � small, cute, energetic, frisky and mischievous.

4) I�d be a 50�s style A-line strapless dress with matching cropped jacket, worn with a pair of 70�s platform shoes and stripy socks!

5) I�d be a children�s TV presenter. :o}

[China Doll]

1) Something flashy and sporty but also practical.... Oh and very fast!(I know nothing about cars)

2) A madras, too hot for some and not spicey enough for others but everyone tries it once ;0)

3) A cat - stroppy, aloof, independant, demanding yet strangely appealing (if you like that sort of thing!)

4) Dark blue boot cut jeans with sexy heels and a low cut top with funky accessories.

5) Bar maid/Serving wench... It's just what I'm good at! :0)

[smithers]

1. A mini due to my lack of manhood
2. Pizza. MMMMMM
3. A Pig. So if I needed a skin graft I could buy a pack of danish and selotape it on to me.
4. A costume from miami Vice (series version) cool as funk during the '80's.
5. Spaceman.

[stylinsam]

1)ferrari-fast and furious,loads of go power

2)steak-juicy and tender

3)monkey-randy,funny and very naughty

4)cropped 3 quater jeans high strappy sandals low top and nice beaded necklace

5)radio dj

[Miss Inquiry]

Totally dependant on my mood, today I would be:

1) Maserati GranSport Spyder, it's fast, beautiful and fun. I would never EVER be able to afford one, but a girl can dream.

2) Cheese on crackers, so simple, but so satisfying.

3) The littlest Hobo, always rushing about adventurous and helping people "maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down"

4) A wedding dress, you would be surrounded by happy people all day, and everyone would tell you how beautiful the dress is (even if secretly they think you look like a giant merguine) And it would be an outfit you would never forget.

5) A reporter/columist for a celebrity magazine.

[China Doll]

Or alternatively.... on a bad day....

1) Clapped out, beaten up, moody old banger that refuses to start. (Unless it's an absolute emergency in which case signs of life may be exhibited).

2) Microwave meal... for when you can't be a$$ed and no known nutritional value.

3) Headless Chicken

4) Beautiful ball gown, great hair, perfect make up... but if you look closed you'll find underneath beige undies and Wrangler comfy boots.

5) I'd most likely still be pulling pints somewhere but most likely a dirty, run-down gentlemans pub.

[mccfluff]

i/ aston martin db9
2/ a chinese banquet
3/ a tiger
4/ coco chanels lbd
5/wench

[Orangesauce1]

1. Golf, classy yet not too expensive (and holds it value) oh and good looking :-)

2. Ben and Jerrys Phish Food !!!! no-one could resist me

3. A Lion, KIng :-) (well Queen)

4. An all in one catsuit, everybody secretly wants one but really shouldn't

5. It has to be a Porn Star!!! and just because

[loobie]

1) A Renault Megane - Fun but sensible with a hot ass!!!!

2) Sausage, mash and gravy - warming but fun

3) A fluffy rabbit - cute, small and likes nothing more than a cuddle!

4) Pyjamas and a big fluffy dressing gown and slippers

5) A nursery nurse - Adore kids and would love to watch them learn.

[cascarelli]

Hmmm....

1) Something with a few miles on the clock but still with a bit of go in it (sometimes!!)

2) Definitely Italian - maybe a risotto

3) Kangaroo - always jumping around

4) I'd like to be a dinner jacket but I'd probably be something more casual

5) Footballer obviously

[kick3m0n]

I'd be a:
1) a Porsche 911
2) crispy shredded duck
3) a newfoundland
4) jeans, t and trainers
5) footballer

[larkin]

1) Feel like a clapped out old banger but can manage to look like a sporty number on occasions !
2)Steak au poivre
3)(Headless) chicken
4) Something linen - a bit creased but perfectly acceptable!
5) DJ or a nice sedate driving job

[kick3m0n]

I'd be :
1) a Porsche 911
2) crispy shredded duck
3) a newfoundland
4) jeans, t and trainers
5) footballer

[kick3m0n]

sorry champers, no idea how I got duplicate posts there :o)

[orlieborlie]

Just a thought - the occupation is the only one that is actually possible. We all have the ability to be anything we want, so welcome to a whole new batch of DJs, barstaff and reporters! I don't have a dream job in mind so you guys are lucky! As "Nike" says - just do it!

[wonder years]

1) rolls royce
2) roast pork dinner [with loads of crackling]
3) a dolphin
4] a designer dress by visarche
5} a crimoligist

[wonder years]

or there again a crimeoligist

[Champagne]

orlieborlie, the question didn�t ask you what your dream occupation would be. It asks what you would be if you WERE an occupation!! i.e. which occupation would best sum up your personality.

[petes_dragon]

Hi

1) Bugatti 16/4 Veyron - one of the fastest cars in the world!!

2) Crispy Shredded chicken in chilly honey sauce with Fried Rice - absolutely delicious, an all time favourite!!

3) a Monkey - naturally cheeky!

4) a mary quant mini and and stripy top - ground breakingly fashionable!

5) a F1 racing car driver - loads of fun!

well, we can dream!!!!

A xXx

[-Zorro-]

Car....Maclaren F1 production car.....no explanation needed...unbeatable

Meal.....Fish & chips....down to earth

Animal...Gorilla....cuddly...but nark me or threaten my family then...grrrrrrrrrrrrr