Ed's request

[pie+mash]

What was the result of the request made by the previous Ed, for ABers to think up a catchy slogan for AB?

[dot.hawkes]

the orders for the pens. T shirts, bumper stickers and mouse mats were put up for tender the last i heard and so we are just awaiting the corporate 'do' to launch the spin off products. i know that platinum card abers are the first in the Q for the tickets and B00 is doing the Catering and jno is MCing the decks. Octavius is on speeches and smudge is singing the national AB anthem, 'Stand by Your man'. i have been asked to organise the photos but to be honest i think I may be underused as they are all gonna turn uo with green hoods on.

[SteveD]

I heard that Buenchico was doing the travel arrangements and Quizmonster was spell-checking the publicity flyers.

Which other ABers should be approached for help?

[pie+mash]

WM for public relations?

With dot's personnel and your staff sorted Steve, I guess that makes the rest of us redundant...

Yippee!!!!!! Holiday Time!!

Now must ring Buenchico, to get the flights arranged

(Mind you, not be on AB long - so don't think the redundancy pay will amount to much!)

[SteveD]

Dot, I think you should also be in charge of Security and organise a team of bouncers to check the invitations and eject impostors.

You could also team up with TattyRollox for the photos.

[B00]

Me in charge of catering? Are you aware that they'll be no food for anyone else with me around?

Robinia, shaney and Neti should be on hand to hand out liberty bodices to anyone who's not dressed appropriately, and Horlicks laced with bromide for some of the racier folks from B&S ;-)

Vinny will drive the charabanc (sp).

[Octavius]

The rights to the winning catchphrase of:

"Are you 'aving a laugh?"

Were sold to another interested party whilst AB Towers made up their minds.

[jno]

I think they decided to go with something along the lines of 'AB's very very tasty'.

[pie+mash]

Don't worry B00, no fondant fancies to tempt you whilst your working. I'm sure there will a box or two (for your consumption only) after the gala dinner!


I trust Octavius that your speech is of the usual standard: wit, humour and above all brevity?

jno, glad to see they have picked something original, then..
let us know if you need any assistance with your task in hand.