A Cuban, a Russian and a English man .......

[Leight0n]

A Cuban, a Russian and a English man are sat on a plane.

The Cuban man take out a crate of the worlds finest Cuban Cigars. Lights on, take a drag, puts in back in the crate and then throws the whole crate off the plane.

The Russian and the English man are shocked. On seeing their reaction, the Cuban says,

"My friends do not worry, in Cuba we have lots and lots of cigars. The ones I threw off the plane wont be missed.

With that the Russian opens a crate of the worlds finest vodka, opens a bottle, takes a swig, puts the bottle back in the crate and throws the crate out of the plane.

The Cuban and the English man are shocked. The Russian says:

"My friends don't worry, in Russia we have lots and lots of vodka. The bottles I threw off the plane wont be missed".

With that the English man picks up an illegal immigrant and throws him off the plane and says.
"My friends, don't worry....................

[bricro1]

but no doubt being English, gave him a parachute first!!