Genius Innocent Kid (pt2)

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Ms Neelam:Principal I've my own questions. Can I ask him? Principal & Boy both agree. Ms Neelam asks, What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2 of? Boy, after a pause: Legs. Ms Neelam: What have you in your pants that I don't? Boy: Pockets. Ms Neelam: What starts with C, ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut Ms Neelam: What enters hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? Principal's eyes opened wide & before he could stop the answer, Boy took charge. Boy: Bubblegum Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down and a dog on 3 legs? The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Boy: Shake hands Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Boy: Yep. Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. Principal was looking restless, tense and took a large slug of vodka. Boy: Wedding Ring Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy: Nose Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow Ms Neelam: What word starts with 'F', ends in 'K' & means lot of heat & excitement? Boy: Firetruck Ms Neelam: What word starts with 'F' ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand. Boy: Fork Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than on others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Boy: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, likes pumping, & is responsible for love ?
Boy: HEART
Principal breathed a sigh of relief & said "Forget 3rd Grade - Send him to University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!"