Santa is real. Prove me wrong

[wizard69]

I know that Santa Claus exists. He is real. You must believe me or you will perish for all eternaty. Santa loves you and wants to be kind and loving to you. He has given you all such wonderful gifts and answered your prayers.
Ok, we cant see him (most of the time) but you know that he has answered your prayers. Remember that doll or trainset that you asked for when you was a kid. You got it didnt you and he made you happy.
Santa has touched us all (admittedly the police have been involved in a few cases) with his love.
Some kids get left out when Santa comes but if they would only have eneough 'faith' in him I'm sure it would be different. They (and all the starving Africans) dont have faith in Santa (obviously).
My children know that Sant exists. They have spoken with him and he has answered their requests (the faith of kids eh!).
Yep, Santa definately exists. But if you dont ask him (in faith of course) then he wont respond to you. You must have faith and BELIEVE that he exists and if you dont get the latest Nintendo game that you asked for then its your own fault for being disbelieving. It has nothing to do with the fact that your parent are a couple of smackheads who spend all their money on heroin or the fact that you are in a Dr. Barnardos home and have what you are given from members of the public (heathen swine).

Santa is real...prove me wrong!!!!

[olly8080]

ffs some one shoot the wizard this is the most cringy post ever

[wizard69]

oh olly.!..I'm entitled to my religious beliefs....

[wizard69]

cringe all you want son...if you dont like it then dont respond to it. F*cking muppet

[WaldoMcFroog]

Flying Spaghetti Monster, innit?

[wizard69]

No Waldo. you are mistaken my brother.
Santa is the one who deserves our praises. He alone brings all good things to us during the dark months of the year.

[wizard69]

Blessed be Santa...

[WaldoMcFroog]

I disagree. Shall we have a schizm?

[wizard69]

Errrr. ok then Waldo,
I shall have to go and get my armies ready in order to show you the folly of your ways and bring you to the one true faith that is Santa Clauserianism.
The followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster SHALL convert to the bearded one and shall praise him in his holy grottos upon the pain of death.
Santa loves you...
Amen...

[Llamatron]

Pastafarianism is the one true faith.
How can you be so blind to something so obvious?

[WaldoMcFroog]

Ramen, Llamatron!

[wizard69]

pastafarianism is an abomination to the Lord Santa. It is heresy and punishable by death. All to the glory of Lord Santa and his holy reindeer.
P.S. Santa loves you...

[naomi24]

Now, now boys and girls, play nicely.

Ah, Wiz......... I believe in Santa. If anyone brings goodwill to all men, he most certainly does. :o)

[styley]

I think there was a St. Nicholas alright, but I'm pretty sure he's dead now. Unless he comes back as a ghost. Anythings possible I'm supposing.

[mibn2cweus]

�If there�s a Santa I�ll eat my hat�


D�oh!

[Theland]

Yes of course Santa exists and the proof is all around us.
He is the embodiment of the grasping materialism that is worshipped in the cathedrals of the modern day shopping malls, and his stock in trade to those who trust in him is empty promises of fulfillment, and a denial of those values that we should uphold. Oh most certainly Wismond, he exists.

[jollygreen]

Hohoho.

[jojojojoanne]

if you accept something as truth then that is what you believe.

[Octavius]

You make a fair and reasonable case for your belief in the existence of Santa. Far be it for me to persuade you other wise. I wouldn�t wisht to demean or scorn your personal beliefs as I believe in your freedom of expression.

Well done you.