MM & KM Link Games

[crofter]

I have spent most of today doing JCB gardening ~ but without a JCB and I am truly "cream crackered".

I'll keep it brief. Tomorrow is the last lap for August link games with Jools out in front and well-deservedly placed for a memorable victory. No doubt she'll be one of the early entrants.She doesn't do "rest on one's laurels"!

As for tomorrow's MM Link Words, I shall be posting the Game on behalf of Alibobs who has family commitments!

So I'll see you tomorrow at 8.45. Be there or be square!

[paulineward]

Hey Sarumite...Reg is the boss in this house...and I give him permission to say so!!

Now come on you lot...where are my pressies?...I've had Sarumites....

[jan1956]

men uncomplicated? never, we are easy to understand s you just don't try hard enough!

[paulineward]

Well Jan as I say to my daughters...

Women's faults are many...Men have only two
Everything they say and everything they do!!

Whoops...he'll want his straws back!

[sarumite]

Yes ... and it was expensive !! No change out of a pound coin!!
http://www.partydirectory4kids.co.uk/uploaded/ VC45aba3f92d4f6.jpg

[paulineward]

Hey...and I'll be needing it soon S...on my 3rd glass!!!

[sarumite]

Aqua .. where are you? I need some help ... these laydeees are ganging up on me again :o(

[Ont-ice]

I was looking for an uncomplicated man cartoon. Strangely enough there wasn't one. Possibly because there ain't no such thing. But I did come up with this one which I rather liked:
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/abr1039l.jp g

[paulineward]

Still ladies eh...that's okay then!! Aqua will be lurching somewhere...he pops up when you least expect him!!!

[AllyLally]

Is this the "shrubbery" you all talk about? Do I need gardening gloves?

[sarumite]

No but you need a glass AllyLally ... welcome!!

[paulineward]

I'll leave you to answer that one S...please fill AllyLally in ...in about 50 words!!!

[sarumite]

Ont-ice I thought you were my friend??

[paulineward]

Like it Ont-ice!!

[paulineward]

Hey..Ont-ice...
Here's one for you...as it's my non birthday I can say what I like!!....

What's the difference between a man and a shopping trolley??...........A shopping trolley has a mind of it's own!!!

[Ont-ice]

I AM your friend, but I have a complicated man here who wants his supper and he's making noises about my being on the computer etc. I always have to leave the party early because of you complicated men, but I wouldn't be without you (plural and many).
Pauline can help herself to my share, but I drink white wine and I'm not sure if it's okay to mix the two colours. What do you get when you mix red and white? Pink?
I'm away before he shuts the power off and the computer goes POP!
Uncomplicated men! My A**

[paulineward]

AllyLally...welcome...I am sure Sarumite will find the words soon. This is indeed the shrubbery...we will have to get S or somebody else to give you a brief history....but in the meantime you are very welcome to let your hair down on a Friday night, in waiting for the links!!!...and to be in the race to get the bonus points...if you survive the hangover!!

[Ont-ice]

http://www.shoddity.com/images/pink_champange_ 1000dpi.jpg

[paulineward]

Ont-ice...I usually prefer white wine...a decent chardonnay. But Him ..he buys the red...and I just obey!!!..hhhmmm!!!

[rogerr]

Hi everyone--just a quick happy non birthday to Pauline xxx Can't find the socks S, as I said last week I saw them walking off on their own--or was it my imagination or those green plants.
Can't stop giggling over the latest poll--assault with a cocktail sausage!!-can you imagine the inuendos from that!!

[paulineward]

Excuse me Barbara....where's my pressie?