Right can we get down to asking some serious sencible questions on here now.

[kp nonuts]

It looks like all the little ones earlier have been nicely fed and watered and are now tucked up safely in their comfy little cots. (no ofence meant to baby grape there)

I have a serious question to ask now and one that has been bothering me all my life.




















Why is it that you can buy cheese with holes in it but you cant buy cucumbers with holes in them.

[Doc Spock]

I do not know, why ?????

[kp nonuts]

I asked you doc if I knew the answer then I would not have asked the question woul I, youve been sniffing the liquorice baccy again havent you.

[whiffey]

It's because holes grow in cheese, but don't grow in cucumbers.
























Isn't that obvious ?

[kp nonuts]

Oh I see but cant you plant some holes in them and watch them grow

[pussnboots]

If I found any holes in my cucumbers I would take them straight back to Tesco and demand a refund.

[oldgrape]

hi nonuts didn't the cucumbers in the BFG have holes in
they looked like cucumbers but can't remember what they were really called

baby grape is tucked up in his bed (no garden bed but matress kind of bed hee hee)

[someguy0000]

come to my garden.you ll find cucumbers with lots of holes in them ( damn those pesky caterpillars) lol

[dannyday5821]

well, i should imagine the answer is easy enough! theres a market for cheese with holes in it, but not for cucumber with holes in it! Thats the best i can think of!

[kp nonuts]

Aw nuts

[monkeyeyes]

Snozcumbers.........

I don't like the holes, so I eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of my plate !

[Kleiber]

Snozcumbers!! (BFG)

[oldgrape]

well done Kleiber i was gonna put the dvd of BFG on as it was bugging me
see nonuts go see BFG he will give you a holey cucumber is it the cucumber that makes then fart and fly in the air or somrthing else
havn't watched it for about 10 years

[someguy0000]

kleiber..you wanted to know if i was welsh???

[kp nonuts]

Ok wheres this bfg bloke live then.

[oldgrape]

the queen is good friends with him and an orphan i think her name was annie they will show you

[Lore]

There's a new range of cheese out with no added cucumber. - serving suggestion: serve with holes!!

[monkeyeyes]

Sophie..........was the orphan girl.

[oldgrape]

sophie yep ur right

[oldgrape]

what i really want to know is why you can't by a big bar of chocolate with white, dairy and dark (not mixed separate blocks)
it costs me a fortune when i buy a choc bar as can never decided which 1 i fancy

[Aprilis]

A fizzy drink called frobscottle causes the whizzpopping (farting) in the BFG, not the snozzcumbers!

Wotcha Knobby mate, how's it hangin'?