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MM & KM Links January 2008 [Week 4]
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Have you all seen crofter's post below?
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Quizzes-and-Puz zles/Question512452.html
It explains why I am still overseeing the MM Links Game. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we all empathise with you crofter and we are sad that there is only one inevitable way the situation will be resolved. Be strong.
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This is a special day devoted to 'The Bard' (not to be confused with the 'Lesser Bard' or 'Bard of Avon'). After the grace,
Some hae meat and cannot eat.
Some cannot eat that want it:
But we hae meat and we can eat,
Sae let the Lord be thankit.
. . . and once the haggis has been piped in, I ask you to charge yor glasses with a fine malt and be upstanding for a toast:- "The Haggis!". I'll be compassionate though, and spare you the full eight verses of 'Address to a Haggis'.
'Oh yes!', I thought there was something else to mention this evening: 'This is Queen Pauline's fourth and final week on the throne for the MM Game'. Tomorrow morning Queen Pauline will challenge you to pair words with four of her own - what they are is for me to know and you to find out.
Each week has favoured different players with the result that there are four probable contenders for the February crown. However, it is still possible for an outsider to take the honours, so to be in with a chance, make sure you take part in tomorrow's game. Will it be Strix, ulysses100, Magyar or fordward? Or could it be you?
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http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Quizzes-and-Puz zles/Question512452.html
It explains why I am still overseeing the MM Links Game. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we all empathise with you crofter and we are sad that there is only one inevitable way the situation will be resolved. Be strong.
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This is a special day devoted to 'The Bard' (not to be confused with the 'Lesser Bard' or 'Bard of Avon'). After the grace,
Some hae meat and cannot eat.
Some cannot eat that want it:
But we hae meat and we can eat,
Sae let the Lord be thankit.
. . . and once the haggis has been piped in, I ask you to charge yor glasses with a fine malt and be upstanding for a toast:- "The Haggis!". I'll be compassionate though, and spare you the full eight verses of 'Address to a Haggis'.
'Oh yes!', I thought there was something else to mention this evening: 'This is Queen Pauline's fourth and final week on the throne for the MM Game'. Tomorrow morning Queen Pauline will challenge you to pair words with four of her own - what they are is for me to know and you to find out.
Each week has favoured different players with the result that there are four probable contenders for the February crown. However, it is still possible for an outsider to take the honours, so to be in with a chance, make sure you take part in tomorrow's game. Will it be Strix, ulysses100, Magyar or fordward? Or could it be you?
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Jock finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial problems. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. "God, please help me. Ah've lost ma wee store and if Ah dinna get some money, Ah'm going to lose my hoose too. Please let me win the lottery!" Lottery night! Someone else wins... Jock prays again. "God, please let me win the lottery! Ah've lost my wee store, ma hoose and Ah'm going to lose ma car as weel!" Lottery night again! Still no luck... Jock prays again.
"Ah've lost ma business, ma hoose and ma car. Ma bairns are starving. Ah dinna often ask Ye for help and Ah have always been a good servant to Ye. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so Ah can get back on ma feet!"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash as the heavens open and the voice of God Himself thunders:
"Jock at least meet Me half way and buy a ticket!"
"Ah've lost ma business, ma hoose and ma car. Ma bairns are starving. Ah dinna often ask Ye for help and Ah have always been a good servant to Ye. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so Ah can get back on ma feet!"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash as the heavens open and the voice of God Himself thunders:
"Jock at least meet Me half way and buy a ticket!"
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor that�s full O� coos Sharn'
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'
The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor that�s full O� coos Sharn'
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'
This one really is sexist but I love it
A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?" The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband!" The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."
A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?" The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband!" The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."
Jock and a Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached. "May I get you something?" she asked. "Aye, a whusky" Jock replied.
She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he'd like one. "Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by ****** all the way to America than drink whisky!"
Jock hurriedly passed the drink back, saying "Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a choice!"
She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he'd like one. "Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by ****** all the way to America than drink whisky!"
Jock hurriedly passed the drink back, saying "Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a choice!"
