Playing cards

[Seafarer1966]

A little lad walks into his sisters bedroom. There she is bent over the dressing table getting a good seeing to by her boyfriend. What are you doing sis? he asks.
We're playing cards...now go downstairs, pants his sis.

The little lad walks into his mum and dads bedroom where they are copulating on the bed. What are you doing mum and dad? says the boy.
We're playing cards...now go downstairs, says the mum.

The little boy walks downstairs and fancies a snack. He opens the pantry door and sees his grandad standing there having a five knuckle shuffle (hand shandy/ shaking hands with the devil/ trying to pull the bishops hat off).
What are you doing grandad? he says.
I'm playing cards, says grandad
But where's your card partner? asks the boy
Grandad replies, With a hand like this who the hell needs a partner!