Seekeerz, I think you would be safe as while Pauline has a large appetite, it would seem that her favourite prey is men!
I am waiting with bated breath to hear a) what sarumite's cunning plan for survival at Pauline's is b) if it works and c) and if it does and he escapes from the frozen north (think Miss E. Nell !) and his hostesses' clutches, at what level on the Richter Scale will be Pauline's rage and fury at such cunning and elusiveness.
If I see sarumite back home, safe, sound and intacto (!), in two weeks he will have to chage his nom de querre to Houdini.