ways to kill cj from egg heads

[zzxxee]

how can i kill cj from egg heads?

[wilmay]

I'd start by killing his hair stylist lol

[Whickerman]

slowly.

And for added irony, do it with arrogance and keep saying "I think this is going to hurt you but I'm going to go with this way instead".

Oh, and when he makes a noise, throw your eyes to heaven to show him you think he's retarded and beneath you.

[Cmitchell]

They're all "clever smarmy b4starts", honestly I'd kill the lot.

What infuriates me is the sssslllooowww way they get round to answering every bl88dy question. The answer is Paris!!!!! We don't need to know whether you've been there, when and who with for ****s sake!!!

[zzxxee]

or just force feed him the colins oxford JUNIOR dictionary

[zzxxee]

who shall we get to kill him?????////

[jedimistress]

Get that snobby cow to eat him with her vampire teeth.

[Lov3shy]

Get Bruce Forsyth to dance with him and throw him out the window

[dustinmyeye]

oh hes a smarmy git and i think he deserves to choke to death on his truly rediculous shirt collection.

[Panic Button]

This is in very poor taste.

Just don't watch.

(Anyway Daphne is lovely - I think she is Ethel)

[puddicat]

ROFL everyones suggestions are hilarious keep em coming!!!

[Lov3shy]

Get Jeremy Kyle to liberally shout at him; he'll get in a nervous breakdown and (maybe) commit suicide