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Some of these are quite cheeky.....
The latest club craze is to fill a woman's v*gina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge drinking
A farmer in devon has made history by growing a field of d*ldos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
85% of liverpudlian males say they enjoy s*x in the shower........ The other 15% haven't been to prison yet
I'm really p*ssed off! Someone's just crashed into my car in one of them new skodas. There's f.......g jam and sponge everywhere!
B*stards! Just been thrown out & barred from the local swimming baths because i had my speedo trunks on! What i didn't know was the 's' had come off the logo!!
Just bought a racehorse called 'my face', it may not be any good but i can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on .. .my face
I've just been 2 my first muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow but f*ck me pass the parcel was fast!
I dunno what all the fuss is about this shark coming to cornwall . It's the first thing in ages that's tried to get in this country that's f*cking white !!
2 irish couples decide to swap partners. Afterwards Paddy said to Murphy that's the best f*ck i've ever had, I wonder how the girls got on ?
If mothers celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day, lovers celebrate valentines day, do w*nkers celebrate palm sunday?
The BBC have said that black and asians are not represented enough on tv so they're putting crimewatch on twice a week.
Just popped home, caught the plumber with his d*ck in the dog! Can't believe the police won't do anything! They said the b*stard was corgi registered
Are you available to come to a charity pancake competition on shrove tuesday? The organisers have the pans and the ingredients they just need a t0$$er.
A farmer in devon has made history by growing a field of d*ldos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
85% of liverpudlian males say they enjoy s*x in the shower........ The other 15% haven't been to prison yet
I'm really p*ssed off! Someone's just crashed into my car in one of them new skodas. There's f.......g jam and sponge everywhere!
B*stards! Just been thrown out & barred from the local swimming baths because i had my speedo trunks on! What i didn't know was the 's' had come off the logo!!
Just bought a racehorse called 'my face', it may not be any good but i can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on .. .my face
I've just been 2 my first muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow but f*ck me pass the parcel was fast!
I dunno what all the fuss is about this shark coming to cornwall . It's the first thing in ages that's tried to get in this country that's f*cking white !!
2 irish couples decide to swap partners. Afterwards Paddy said to Murphy that's the best f*ck i've ever had, I wonder how the girls got on ?
If mothers celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day, lovers celebrate valentines day, do w*nkers celebrate palm sunday?
The BBC have said that black and asians are not represented enough on tv so they're putting crimewatch on twice a week.
Just popped home, caught the plumber with his d*ck in the dog! Can't believe the police won't do anything! They said the b*stard was corgi registered
Are you available to come to a charity pancake competition on shrove tuesday? The organisers have the pans and the ingredients they just need a t0$$er.
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