I will pick the biggest bit of congealed excrement out of my colostomy bag and chew it for you. I havent managed to wash yet so still have dried excrement all over me. Oh the rancid smell. It remind me when I wached my whole family burn to a crisp in a house fire. I can still hear their screams to this day. Oh dear my colostomy bag just dripped on the plate of food my carer brought round. Its ok though I will rummage around in my bottom and find a maggot to eat it off. Oh how i can feel them all now wriggling around in my bottom