I'll wear the little black dress to-night to tease the boys.

[Curvylady]

I shall leave you to play with your "toys".

Sorry to have to miss the usual scintilating conversation concerning the relative merits of various types of self pleasuring plastic things.

[Lakitu]

Judgemental wee soul, aren't you :o)

[Curvylady]

If the cap fits, or rabbit in this case.

[Bbbananas]

Curvylady - I think I know to whom you refer....?!

Can I say one thing: it's a joke. A running joke. Maybe not funny to all & sundry, but it keeps those of us with little dirty minds smiling - and there's nothing wrong with that is there?

[Lakitu]

Did you expect anything less, Zack? LOL

[Bbbananas]

All I can add is, if you don't like it, you don't have to read it. If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out.

[Curvylady]

If it floats your boat , go for it.

I much prefer the real thing and, being a lady, don't discuss it here. Bye.

[Bbbananas]

Ooooooooooooooooooohhhh - then don't keep bringing the subject up the Curvy.

[Bbbananas]

I just don't get it - if the subject of rabbits, dildos, whatever you want to call them, offends you - why keep reverting to the subject? Why mention them in the heading of this post? Why keep going back to this same subject yesterday?

[Barmaid]

I beg to disagree, a lady would maintain a dignified silence.

[Bbbananas]

Err... who is the tease around here? What's the heading of Curvy's post?

[Curvylady]

The thing is , I am not obsessed with them.

Others, it seems need them.

If the only thing you can turn on is a toy you must be well past your sell buy date.

[Bbbananas]

Soz.

I just want to get the point across that, contrary to some reports & the impression I may give, I'm not really a dildo-obsessed lonely perv who cannot get or want a real-life person, I'm not totally unable to have a conversation that doesn't contain sex or smut, and a lot of all my rabbity references are just meant to be jokey.

[cazzz1975]

I would prefer to date men than boys curvy but whatever floats your boat

[stewey]

Anyone else getting strange vibrations here?

[Bbbananas]

Excuse me Curvy lady, but I am perfectly capable of being turned on by a man, if I'm lucky, and I may be in my forties but I am nowhere near past my sell-by date thank you very much.

I also still have a sense of humour.