Jayne's horseracing tips - the results

[joggerjayne]

Here are the full results of my Boxing Day Tips.

Kempton

12.55 ... Funky Town LOST
1.30 ... Hold 'Em LOST
2.05 ... Straw Bear LOST
3.15 ... The Jolly Spoofer LOST
3.45 ... Pocket Aces LOST

Wetherby

12.35 ... Oh Pickles LOST
1.10 ... Toss The Caber LOST
2.15 ... Boris The Blade LOST
2.50 ... Justwhateverulike LOST
3.20 ... Clueless LOST

Wincanton

12.40 ... Plain Champagne LOST
1.50 ... Naughty By Nature LOST
2.55 ... Go For One LOST
3.25 ... Heart Springs LOST
3.55 ... Jovial Goldenbelle LOST

Huntingdon

12.50 ... Carnt Spell LOST
2.00 ... Signs Of Love LOST
2.30 ... Turbo Shandy LOST
3.05 ... Lady Be Good LOST
3.35 ... Miss Keck LOST

Watch this space for more hot tips next week.

ps. I also lost money on the King George VI Chase, and (as usual) the Arsenal match.

[BigDave44]

How can I place a bet on all your tips losing ??????

[joggerjayne]

It was just an unlucky fluke.

[Prudentia]

jj,l love you to bits ,you could always put a tenner on ,soft biscuit', sorry dont even know if the horse exists, just came into my head, dont know why, perhaps i am going mad, still thats better than going to blackpool.!!!!

[Prudentia]

jj, perhaps you should stick to my racing tips, never bet any money on any horse that has more than three legs, never bet more than three pounds on a custard tart winning the st ledger by more than twenty lengths and never bet your knickers are fool proof, I did and lost on all counts, love Prudentia, xxx

[joggerjayne]

It's also an anagram of

Can Win Ton !!

[joggerjayne]

No.

=0(

[gelda]

Good job I can't get down to the bookies then, I would've lost a bomb!