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Murder Trial
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A guy is sitting in the public gallery of a court room where a murder trial is taking place. The judge said to the accused.
"This is one of the worst cases that I have ever heard. First you took a hammer and smashed in your wifes skull".
The guy in the gallery stood up and shouted "You B**tard".
The judge said silence in court. The judge then went on "After you did that, you took a saw and cut off your wife's arms, legs and head. Wrapped them in plastic bags and dumped them in different parts of the country".
The guy stood up again and shouted "You f**king rotten b**tard".
The judge said to the guy in the gallery. "I know this is a terrible case but there is no need for language like that".
The guy replied "I am not swearing about the case".
The judge said "Well what are you swearing about"?
The guy replied "I have lived next door to him for 15 years, and whenever I asked to borrow a hammer or saw, the b**tard said he didn't have one".
"This is one of the worst cases that I have ever heard. First you took a hammer and smashed in your wifes skull".
The guy in the gallery stood up and shouted "You B**tard".
The judge said silence in court. The judge then went on "After you did that, you took a saw and cut off your wife's arms, legs and head. Wrapped them in plastic bags and dumped them in different parts of the country".
The guy stood up again and shouted "You f**king rotten b**tard".
The judge said to the guy in the gallery. "I know this is a terrible case but there is no need for language like that".
The guy replied "I am not swearing about the case".
The judge said "Well what are you swearing about"?
The guy replied "I have lived next door to him for 15 years, and whenever I asked to borrow a hammer or saw, the b**tard said he didn't have one".
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