No, I wont stop compiling them, poodledoo, but it makes me cross when I check, and re-check, and then check again and STILL mistakes slip through the net. I am meticulous about spelling, punctuation etc., but I obviously can't COUNT.
I can take a joke, keyboardix and sniffa. Don't think I suffer with water in the ears - despite spending most of my waking life round at the swimming pool, I very seldom get in!!
Water on the brain, maybe, although you've got to have a brain to get water on it, and I suspect mine's shrivelled up and died.