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chrisrob | 11:56 Thu 02nd Apr 2009 | Jokes
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A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious someone was at home but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card and wrote, "Revelation 3: 20" on the back of it and pushed it through the letter box.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found his card had been returned. Added to it was the cryptic message, "Genesis 3: 10". Reaching for his bible, to check the citation, he broke into gales of laughter.
Revelation 3: 20 begins, "Behold I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3: 10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
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lol have heard it before, still makes me chuckle.
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I like a chuckle
If the pastor saw me naked we'd both be afraid lol.

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