annoying neighbours

[LFCFan5]

any1 have any tips on how to pi$$ my neighbours off like they pi$$ me off with their loud music all hours thru wk & wkends. getting woken up early hours & have work next day. was up for 2hrs this morn til 5.30. i want revenge lol!!!!!

[fruitsalad]

do what i once did, before you leave for work put your music on as loud as they do on repeat for the day, because no doubt they have chance to catch up with their sleep during the day, they'll soon get the message.

[craft1948]

excellent suggestion fruitsalad...that's what I did when students moved in next to me.....took all of 3 days to sort them out.....

[janbee]

i agree with fruit salad and craft. It happened to me many years ago. I went to work and left Status Quo on full volume all day long. The noisy neighbours complained about the noise but they got the message.

[LFCFan5]

I will do that, have dun it this morn rite next to their bedroom cos as you say they will need to catch up on their sleep, but yes will do that thru the wk, c how they like it. I no we will be in 4 it 2nite again & are trying 2 go the legal route. Sumtimes being a decent citizen doesnt help. I have even had 2 move our bed ova the other side of the room. Thanks Fruit salad & Craft

[LFCFan5]

Darren, Thank you for your offer but it is a women there now, my husband delt with the fella, hes gone now tho. Can i borrow your Quo cd Janbee lol. Thanks every1

[DrFilth]

i found highland pipe band music worked best

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Amazing-Grace-Other-Sc ottish-Favourites/dp/B000003X8I


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[LFCFan5]

Darren, We havnt been here long, just the thought of the upheaval again, sh!t isnt it. Im sure it will be okay, bloody knackered 2day & it dus make you feel run down & takes over your life just waiting for the next time it happens. Will keep you posted, if no1 hears from me i have been locked up for ABH lol.

[carrust]

Go & buy a cheap bass guitar, & an amp of course. Then learn to play it! It's amazing how bass sounds travel through walls.

[LFCFan5]

Hi Carrust

It would be even better if i didnt learn how 2 play it, how painful to the ears, eh i can play along with her so out of tune voice which she thinks is amazing, i think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship with my neighbour, wot u think?

[carrust]

Get her squealing & a hollering, & you'll sound like a pair of rednecks
Why not get a clock with loud chimes & fit it to the party wall. Set it to chime on the quarter hour...It'll drive 'em mad

[LFCFan5]

LOLS, i like your thinking, we could go on the X Factor, watch this space. Anymore ideas?

[necro.guy]

poison therwe pets?

[janbee]

no necro guy. It's not the pets fault. Poison your neighbours though...

[necro.guy]

yes but if you poison the pets it will make them feel sad.

[knobbynonut5]

Or better still cut out a section of this from 21 seconds in and play it in a loop at full blast when they are trying to sleep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vRyL2vAUVOM0

time

[LFCFan5]

They dont have any pets necro.guy, but if they did & i poisoned them, yes they wud feel sad but they may have ANOTHER party 2 cheer themselves up. I cud make a peace offering & invite them in 4 a meal & then i could poisen them, any1 no of any poisons that do not leave any traces in the body he he.

[DrFilth]

knobby that will not work i can fall asleep listening to that

i used to fall asleep with deep purple playing sweet child in time on through my headphones



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