Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
Members are particularly requested to inspect the lost propery room as a considerable number of items were left after last Saturday's activities.

[Mamyalynne]

not quite there wherever that is!

[Jan1957]

Oi that's my zimmer!! At least I think it is. Does it have go faster stripes on it and a bicycle bell?

[ladyalex]

Have all of you people got your membership cards ?
I've heard that there is to be spot check later .....
Do you think they'll give us some tea soon ?

[atsgran]

Bed time for me now, found my teeth but gee where did I put my teeth? Goodmorning everybody

[atsgran]

Lost my mind now, its my teeth cup I found, and my teeth that are missing - along with my mind

[smouse]

I am still waiting for last weeks promised hot chocolate - been visiting the thread at regular intevals and then you sneaky lot go somewhere else

For that I am no longer looking for the glasses unless I can have a snowball

[atsgran]

Ah! so it really is Christmas

[ladyalex]

But it isn't snowing, smouse...is it very cold where you are ?
Where are we?
Can I have some tea now, please ? and a biscuit.

[ladyalex]

When was it last Christmas ?
Is it now ? Can I have some sherry...we're allowed to overlook The Incident at Christmas.

[Diane1954]

sorrysmouse only sems to be sherry on offer and no lemonade.its warm for Christmas.

[Jan1957]

What time is the bingo?

[ladyalex]

Our bins go out on a Friday.
It is a bit mild for the Festive Season

[atsgran]

Our Festival starts on Monday

[Mamyalynne]

Help ive lost my membership card will i get booted out ??

[baitress]

I can clearly remember the start of WW 2 but I'm blowed if I can remember what happened last Saturday.
Can someone please refresh my memory, that is if I still have one.

[ladyalex]

Is Monday Christmas Eve then? or is that the day your bins go out ?
I've lost my pen now..and my torch..do you have it for your zipper with the go faster stripes and the bicycle bell ?

Why do you have a bell on your zipper, anway ?

[ladyalex]

Oh I'm so glad you've arrived, baitress. We need you to re-issue membership cards to ...everyone I think .
Is your Xerox machine still working, or are you back to the pen and ink again ?
How are your bruises, by the way ?

[atsgran]

Mama you card is in your knitting bag

[ladyalex]

Don't worry mamyalynne..baitress will reboot you...didn't you find the boots earlier ?

[Diane1954]

just ask matron She knows everything