Oh gosh, bad luck seekeerz couldn't happen to a nicer Spring Chicken could it? By the end of the day, dear seekeerz you'll be completely Cream Crackered, however if any more jokes are made I can see someone getting an Angle Iron applied very firmly to their bonce
ANYHOW, encore mes amis
I'll try
angle WORM
but I'll stick with my other original three of
GAZA strip
CLOTTED cream
HAND spring
Oh, life of the funny farm - someone could make a comic strip out of it........!! :-))))