Tonight I will be having

[The-knobster]

A candle lit musical barbecue swarray thingy with pimm's on the lawn if I can clear the dogs poo up in time, god why cant bouncer go round Pauls hoose and sheet on his lawn like everybody else does.

Anyway you are all invited but you must first prove to me that you are worthy by telling me what barbecue swarray thingy party tricks you can do.

The more cruder the more pimm's you get.



So hit me with them people. (Thats yuppie talk for tell me your party tricks).

Oh and the pulling out of your own pubic hair is my party trick so you cant have that one and it must not involve goldfish or budgies or false teeth.

So it looks like you are not invited then Crafty lol

Fire up the quatro !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NoMercy]

I can juggle the bottles whilst making some fabulous cocktails. I would of course do this whilst wearing a fab bikini and sarong. I'm also a very good limbo dancer !!

[The-knobster]

Bats in the belfry ^

OK your names down

[craft1948]

What I can'come even if I bring my own hamster.........well it's a ferret really but a southerner won't know the difference

[craft1948]

^ can't...

[NoMercy]

Ok, I'll come. But only if we can stick some fish on the barbie......

[craft1948]

my ferret (sorry hamster) looks great wearing my teef....

[The-knobster]

Oi I said no goldfish.

OK freddie bring your hamster

[Bathsheba]

Hiya Knobs.....my last party trick was many years ago at midnight at a party on New Years Eve....i kissed a bloke + said to him "my husband thinks you're a c***, but i think you're
ok" :-(

[The-knobster]

Lol@bathy

You defiantly have an invite but beware of Krafts low flying teef

[stewey]

I can play the spoonerisms.

[The-knobster]

OK friar tuck your in and don't forget to bring Mr llama.

Don't bring Mr goat though as Krafty will have her gnashers in him

[Razzle09]

I can do the splits with a pint of beer on my head.. Can I come to the swarray thingy......can I have G &T don't like pimms.lol

[The-knobster]

Yea course you can razzler.

But you will have to keep guard and watch out for the haukes gang

[noway2]

I can also play the spoon,like stewy.

[The-knobster]

No sorry this will be an idiot free barbie noway