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Young School Children Writing about the Sea

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marval | 15:35 Wed 22nd Jul 2009 | Jokes
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1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island
If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.

4) A dolphin breathes through an ******* on the top of its head.

5) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.

6) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
beans.

7) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.

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