Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open. All members are welcomed back again this week, but are respectfully requested to leave their animals at home. Exceptions may be made in the case of animals that fit into pockets or handbags (like Alfie) but the committee cannot continue arranging for the large amounts to be cleared up. If you wish to bring your animal along, please submit its dimensions in triplicate to the relevant subcommittee. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

[Meg]

Yes, I rember now, thanks mamya.

[Mamyalynne]

NOOO not the lettuce it makes them er well you know ....go and its me who has to wield the mop and bucket

[ladyalex]

We'll have to warn the surgeons that Ellie may eat them.....she must be hungry poor soul.
Just thought, will we be able to find them what with all of us in our camouflage club uniforms and them in their greens ?
Can you ask them to tie red hankies round their heads, maybe ?

[tamborine]

As the space cakes went so well last week I brought some digital-is cakes for you to try - only bite size as they help with insomnia.

[Mamyalynne]

Cath if you have the paperwork you are fine its milady gone all bolshy with yet another new rule


Power mad

[Naomicorlett]

Oh gawd are yoy still whinging on about the mop and bucket ?? We all do our bit yoy know....It's not all yoy.

[ladyalex]

Have you got Ellie , Cath ?
Don't suppose you've seen Humphry ? He's missing too.

[alexanderd]

coo-ee can somebody let me in please my hands are full with raffle prizes
A knitted swimsuit(size 8 never worn)
a pair of lefthanded gloves (Small hole in thumb )
bottles of some kind of beverage( cant remember what but it was a good year)

[Mamyalynne]

oh tambo super what a grand raffle it will be and i will donate my old uniform very slightly stained is all but no impersonating me please

[ladyalex]

Bolshy.......moi!

I would never be so proletarian as to be bolshy.

Arch, perhaps, or bossy.
And, when I'm thinking about it, what about your wages that you owe me, Mamya ?

[Naomicorlett]

Is the knitted swimsuit size 8 when it is dry or when it is wet...I am sure we all know how knitted swimsuits go when saturated !!!

[atsgran]

I brought a packet of regurgitated Revels, and if I have time between operations I'll do some more Pernod biscuits

[Mamyalynne]

welcome alex what a hoard you have for us all

Naomi didn`t mean to grumble so but feet are killing will put me slippers on that will help am sure but am often here till 2 in the morning and sometimes letting people out sunday morn (ahem, no names mentioned)

[albaqwerty]

excuse me nice folks, I used to wash dishes in the happy house and volunteered a while ago to do the same thing here and as no-one has washed up for a week or so uuurrrrggggg
In between washing-upping I could take animals for walkies (love Alfiie btw)

[ladyalex]

Are you one of the sturgeons, atsgran ?

[alexanderd]

thanks for letting me in but I cant find anybody are you hiding behind all this camouflage stuff?

[Mamyalynne]

i will have some of those dettol cakes that tambo brought instead of anaesthetic

[Meg]

Are Hump and Ellie chipped?

[atsgran]

Yea I am lady, I trained all last week, thats why I've been so confused, it hard work

[Naomicorlett]

Oh Mamya. I am sorry that I was mean to yoy. Yoy do sooo much for us and we do appreciate yoy. Hope yoyr slippers are lovely and comfy. Sore feet make bad tempers that's for sure.