Ten things that sound dirty in law, but aren't.

[MWB]

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He's one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
1. Think you can get me off?

Wrong category I know, just thought you could do with a laugh in this topic.

[GroulaH]

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Mwb you have to put this up on cb as the people have a right to know ! lol !

[factor-fiction]

I was going to suggest this should be under Jokes- then I had second thoughts. You're not mcmouse are you?

[marval]

Good ones, thanks for the laugh.

[Buenchico]

Oh well, if we're being silly . . .

I was playing a paper and comb when a strong gust of wind made me swallow both. My problem is that I can't allow them to go through my digestive tract, since 'passing a false instrument' is a criminal offence!

[marval]

HaHa