Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Due to technical difficulties there will be NO RAFFLE tonight.
Members bringing a prize are asked to hold on to it.

The Committee would like to ask for donations to help meet the cost of animal feed. Any amount, no matter how large would be most welcome.

[petal54]

i'll do some over time tomorrow,just retired from call centre for the deef

[Mamyalynne]

Cocktails are as usual in the large copper pan in the scullery sorry for the delay but had to fish out all his lordships argyll socks first

[Meg]

Im here, goodness it's busy tonight. No raffle??? That is the highlight of my week. I have brought a tin of Quality Street for Humph and Ellie.

[petal54]

ps,seem to be a little squiffy,for the deaf also

[caththecrazy]

Are they french cats?

Cocktails????? where art thou?

[ladyalex]

Well, thank you petal...if your work is up to standard, we may promote you to 'retainer' in time.

Rule 7 was very briefly abolished , but after an unanimous vote by the sub-committee on rules 1 - 37 was brought back into force. Minutes of all Committee meetings are posted on the notice board in the upper larger entrance hall, so there is no excuse for members to be confused about.....something.... anything....

[Mamyalynne]

What did you say petal do speak up

[petal54]

hope no nutty ones miss meg,Ellie may go into watchame call it shock,the price for a vet's call out over a week-end

[ladyalex]

Chats ?

[petal54]

sorry

[Mamyalynne]

cathy have said where the cocktails are

[ladyalex]

How does the call centre for the deaf work, petal ?
Your poor voice box must be ruined .
No wonder we can hardly hear you ......

Are the cocktails nearly ready yet ?
Do we need some more industrial strength Pernod when I next go to the Cosh and Carry ?

[Mamyalynne]

petal do you mean animalantic shock?

[pericat]

No they are not French but French is one of their languages. Are new members allowed alcohol in this club as the last club I was in 'the undergarments should be seen and not heard club' did not allow it at all

[ladyalex]

ther's an 'f' in that word somewhere I'm sure.
Alifatic shock ???

[Prudentia]

I have been confused for years, how on earth do I wind the battery up in the clock, there's no handle!

[caththecrazy]

ellie will not - Ellie is me hummppalump and I knows she likes nuts - she likes me....... I may have to take her home if people is not appreciating er

Mais oui LadyAlex I think you may find that someone has removed the minutes from the notice board infact someone may have removed the notice board

[petal54]

am having to go early this week,getting lift home to Kentuckit on the new tractor,only got side lights,cops a bit hot here abouts,hope to grab a dishy one

[Mamyalynne]

OK OK have said where they are will get the trolley and bring them in to you....mutter shuffle huff

[ladyalex]

I don't think we have any rules about alcohol.
Perhaps we should have another sub-committee on that...
any volunteers to be on the sub-committee on alcoholic drinks for newcomers called petal please report to the main office tomorrow morning.