Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open

[ladyalex]

Remember Lordalex and me to him when you get through...we use to play together as children , don't you know...

[ladyalex]

Well, pyrrho has only just joined, so I think half of your wage at the moment. What do you think, Mamya ?

[alexanderd]

I went to the palace once, I think Tommy Trinder was top of the bill that night but it was a long time ago and i cant remember what I did yesterday(or today)

[caththecrazy]

I think more tailcocks more kailtails more of those wet thing sin those glass things - hic - oh I do beg your pardon - are in order

The order of the person thng err
Mammy help me

[pericat]

Milady - his lordship would like someone to play twister with him in the garden as he wants to show off his toenail - he is however at this stage only wearing his toga - any takers ?

[alexanderd]

I can do the twist, Chubby Checker was great "OOh it goes like this", come on all sing along before we have another drink

[caththecrazy]

well I hope he is mindful of elly and Hump you know how they like to swing their croquet bats about......think we shoudl get some of those fat fireman from the front to play - we wanted to get rid of them didn't we....

ohhh Mammy this is nice.....gulp gulp

[ladyalex]

Do NOT play twister with lordalex. He is unbeatable And we will need the services of the paramedics. Oncehe gets down, there's no geting himup again.
You have all been warned,
just ignore him and he will go looking for pheasants to insult.

[Mamyalynne]

cathy here have a poultice nooooooooo for your head not to drink i don`t know

half my wages milady but that will mean alfie and i on the streets again unless the grace and favour pad is still going

[ladyalex]

Well, I'm afraid the cocktails have taken their toll on me.....at least I know when I've had enough, unlike some members.
So I shall collect lordalex and take him off to the four-poster.
Good night all, thanks for all the laughs (and the chips and the wally )
See you all next week.
ladyalex.

[alexanderd]

Mamyalynne if you cant afford the rent I have a tent you could pitch on the lawn

[ladyalex]

Just pooped back to say that you and Alfie will never be on the streets as long as the oubliette here is free...

[alexanderd]

Goodnight m,lady I will make sure Mamyalynne is safe in her tent before I lock the main gate, just a couple of pernods to finish off and I will be on my way

[Mamyalynne]

oubi dooby wasnt that a song by someone

cheers alex though it may get nippy out there tonight

more drinks anyone?

[caththecrazy]

Me me me - I want ore of those jinks meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

as she falls onto the floor...

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry night milady beds are turned down and warmers are in

Mamya

[Mamyalynne]

we have a veritable plethpa cathy help yourself

jelly beans
spitfire
bombadier and wd40 and coke

[caththecrazy]

Ohh I'll have some of each can I have a tin hat to put them in ....

mammy why are there purple men with one eye and three noses walking across the window? are they the new window cleaners?

[pericat]

Mamya I have a spare cat basket you can have - in fact I would be honoured if you would sleep in it

[Mamyalynne]

oh you see them too, must be then but they could be the enemy do you know where the gun cabinet ish hic