Mad over 50`s club reopened

[Mamyalynne]

I don`t know what happened there

Ed if it was you I asked about posting this in Q&P and was told no problem as only takes up one thread (usually)

[albaqwerty]

just brought up a tray of sausage rolls....not too hot

[Mamyalynne]

Milady is in massy... messsa... er new england USA

[Nannyjill]

Naomi I think me and Jan are going to have trouble getting there as we have handcuffed ourselves to the walls and we will probably only be moving for reinforcements of cocktails.

[Naomicorlett]

stillettos off and a gob full of hot sausage !! Ooher Matron .

[Jan1957]

Oh dear, I left my Kakapo on the other thread. How am I going to get him back?

[Naomicorlett]

Nanny . I am on my way with the spare keys. You will soon be free.

[Meg]

Matron, please put me on drip feed, I feel fragile

[Mamyalynne]

saussy rols yum tasty

please do not damage the railings with those cuffs , I will bring you drinks and have a commode I can fetch too

[petal54]

found some pickled gherkins and bramble brandy in the cellar,thought i'd better check if they're for halloween,as can't afford the sack before crimble

[Nannyjill]

Don't worry Jan we will free the chains of bondage and seek out and get him back and if we cause some mischief on the way all well and good.

Now is the time for all slightly drunk over 50's to come to the aid of the club.

[Mamyalynne]

oh missymeg wilko (vodka or pernod)?

[Naomicorlett]

I have hidden the empty bottle of wine and opened a new one so himself thinks I have only had a likkle bit of drink when he arrives home from choir !!

[Mamyalynne]

NOOOOO not the wine cellar I am already in trouble for last time and have to work till 2045 to pay back

[Meg]

Naomi, your partner partakes in singing? You poor soul.

[Naomicorlett]

Stop whinging mamya we all have to work until we are dead these days.

[petal54]

i'll leave the afore mentioned items alone,glad i checked,hope the bishop behaves down there tonight

[Nannyjill]

Mamya

Don't worry about the commode someone has borrowed this

http://www.jeremygadd.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toilet_bicycle.jpg

Ohh these cocktails are good Jan shall we have another few. (dozen well this sit in is thirsty work)

[Naomicorlett]

Yup Miss Meg but it's ok because it means he is out every sat night and I can have full controll of the remote . Heh Heh !!