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ChatterBank0 min ago
Ok this is not funny but well if the boot was on other foot guess I would laugh just a really tiny bit! Its like this for the last month my faeces has been lets say black and a bit constipated, few times. NOW oh my god I am in PAIN. Been like this since Monday. Feels like razor blades in bottom and when I have to do number 2 well its kills and been on prune juice so been ok there haha! This is hard writing this hehe! Anyway also feels sore on the lips area at front and a little swollen, feels like someone is kicking me where it hurts. Stinging and was itching in bum area but been using anusol and that has eased a tiny bit. But I can hardly walk its still that painful and cant get to see doctor until Monday, Help please! Any advice you can give to miracle cure this? Oh and I recently started to drink Shiraz red wine and dont normally drink this, would this cause constipation and therefore lead to this which I think is piles. Could it be anything else to do with liver/kidneys or anything like that. Just I am worried and in so much pain.
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