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names that fit jobs
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I was buying some ham from the butchery dept. of our local Tesco's when I noticed the mans name
badge it read '' John LAMB butchery manager, I thought it was a very apt name for a butcher, others I
have come across are Jack DENT accident repair specialists and Mr. Cyrill GALLON the head of our
local water treatment works, has anyone else come across people who's name fits their jobs ??
badge it read '' John LAMB butchery manager, I thought it was a very apt name for a butcher, others I
have come across are Jack DENT accident repair specialists and Mr. Cyrill GALLON the head of our
local water treatment works, has anyone else come across people who's name fits their jobs ??
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I found this on a website about a waiter....
What Else Do You Do?
December 1st, 2006 by Waiter
When customers ask me, “What else do you do?” they’re operating from the usually correct assumption that waiters are always working on another gig; singing, writing, acting, modeling, etc. However, some of us are really waiters. This is our profession. I could say I’m a writer or blogger but until 50.1% of my income comes from these sources - I’m a waiter.
Most of the time, people ask me if I have another job to make conversation. Occasionally you get the patronizing asshole who only asks the question to make you feel bad. I like to tell these lovely people I’m one of the following……
Illegal human tissue harvester
Crematorium repairman
Porn Theater Custodian
Bovine Inseminator
Truck stop serial killer (Apprentice)
Avian Flu Emergency Response Team Poultry Culler
Pimp
Human Hair Doll Craftsman
Colonic Irrigation Technician
Coke Dealer
Eskimo Pie Fetish Website Operator
Embalming technician
Snuff Film Editor
Part Time Professional Assassin
Furry Wrangler
Cartoonist for the Al Qaeda Daily News
Human Remains Exhumation Coordinator
International Art Thief (A French waiter was the most successful art thief in history.)�
Gun Store Stockboy
Alternate Identity Procurement Specialist
Discarded Bubble Gum Sculptor
Stunt Cock
Politician
These responses usually slam snobby yuppies into stunned, uncomfortable, looking for the exits silence.
What Else Do You Do?
December 1st, 2006 by Waiter
When customers ask me, “What else do you do?” they’re operating from the usually correct assumption that waiters are always working on another gig; singing, writing, acting, modeling, etc. However, some of us are really waiters. This is our profession. I could say I’m a writer or blogger but until 50.1% of my income comes from these sources - I’m a waiter.
Most of the time, people ask me if I have another job to make conversation. Occasionally you get the patronizing asshole who only asks the question to make you feel bad. I like to tell these lovely people I’m one of the following……
Illegal human tissue harvester
Crematorium repairman
Porn Theater Custodian
Bovine Inseminator
Truck stop serial killer (Apprentice)
Avian Flu Emergency Response Team Poultry Culler
Pimp
Human Hair Doll Craftsman
Colonic Irrigation Technician
Coke Dealer
Eskimo Pie Fetish Website Operator
Embalming technician
Snuff Film Editor
Part Time Professional Assassin
Furry Wrangler
Cartoonist for the Al Qaeda Daily News
Human Remains Exhumation Coordinator
International Art Thief (A French waiter was the most successful art thief in history.)�
Gun Store Stockboy
Alternate Identity Procurement Specialist
Discarded Bubble Gum Sculptor
Stunt Cock
Politician
These responses usually slam snobby yuppies into stunned, uncomfortable, looking for the exits silence.
Theres a Hong Kong car mechanic called To Bar (tow bar)
Two politicians called Doolittle and DeLay
A neuro surgeon called Lord Brain
A world-class hurdler called Maria Stepanova.
A famous Israeli tennis player is Anna Smashanova.
A funeral company in Texas called Boxwell Brothers.
Dentists called Payne.
A Chinese ophthalmologist called Dr Look.
A college professor scarily named Dr Failor.
An insurance salesman with the wonderfully appropriate name of Justin Case.
And if any of you are soon to be dads you cant really go wrong with naming them.....Fetch-Dads-Drink, Earn-Big-Bucks and Help-Dad-Retire.
lol!
Two politicians called Doolittle and DeLay
A neuro surgeon called Lord Brain
A world-class hurdler called Maria Stepanova.
A famous Israeli tennis player is Anna Smashanova.
A funeral company in Texas called Boxwell Brothers.
Dentists called Payne.
A Chinese ophthalmologist called Dr Look.
A college professor scarily named Dr Failor.
An insurance salesman with the wonderfully appropriate name of Justin Case.
And if any of you are soon to be dads you cant really go wrong with naming them.....Fetch-Dads-Drink, Earn-Big-Bucks and Help-Dad-Retire.
lol!
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