Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

As the Lost Property Room is now full, please leave your lost property in the upper gallery tonight.

As a result of complaints received after last week's activities, please note that newts and toads can no longer be admitted unless properly harnessed.

This should have been covered by Rule 43(f) [Admittance of assistance animals] but it appears that some members are unaware of this.

[petal54]

'evening folks,left my toads back at the swamp,less weight on the brumstick.maybe we can a xmas rummage sale next week to clear unclaimed items in lost property,provide dosh for the slush fund,sorry party funds

[tamborine]

Hi ladyalex........it's been cold and the fireworks have scared my bottled sperm half to death. Will warm them up to add to the milk - they're very nutricious so the health shop says.

[alexanderd]

evening all was lord alex alright last night in his flameproof longjohns during the firework display

[atsgran]

Evening all, I've been allowed out tonight and I've brought some sparklers, are they ok milady, they're not attached to any toads or newts

[petal54]

wondered who the flaming guy was,so long as no harm done to the family heirlooms

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone I will do a stock take of lost property this week, a sale is an excellent idea.

Am glad the reptiles aren`t here this week. not keen on them.

Alfie is a little scared of all the loud bangs and flashes around tonight

[ladyalex]

Good evening everyone, I'm sorry not to have responded sooner, but I was called away to apply some soothing balm to Lordalex's regions.
Sadly, the long johns were not as flameproof as advertised.

Tamborine.....I'm not entirely sure that I need any of your milk tonight. Thank you for the offer, though.

[petal54]

does anyone speak German? picking up voices on pc's speakersthe voices mary-ellen,the voices.must re-order them tablets

[alexanderd]

Hi Mamy want to try my vodka and carot diet ?Its great I lost two days this week

[ladyalex]

Sparklers are a wonderful idea.
We could switch the lights off and save some money on the gas bill.

[ladyalex]

petals, would you like a little lie down ?

[petal54]

i'm ok now,been extinguished by local Druid

[Mamyalynne]

Hi petal are you okay dear?

Oh alex a voddy and carrot would be good I will have a sparkler in mine


Milady I have some tiger balm for his ludships nethers

[atsgran]

Is it ok for tigers to be on any region mamy?

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much, Mamya. Lordalex will appreciate that.

I think I might have a go at your diet, alexanderd. There are a couple of days coming up that I wouldn't mind losing.

[ladyalex]

Good question atsgran.
Does the tiger balm come from sustainable tigers ?

[petal54]

i'v herd about that Chinese herbasious medicine,not to be taken with pineapple juice,alcopops maybe

[atsgran]

Aw Craig is out, mind you he was crap - sorry had a moment of clarity there

[ladyalex]

I think you should stick to the conventional stuff, petal. Orange juice is strong enough for you , I think.

[alexanderd]

atsgran even small moments of clarity are not allowed here check your rule-book