Close Encounters of the Husband & Boyfriend Kind...

[Bbbananas]

Have you ever had a bizarre encounter with an ex & a present spouse or boy/girlfriend?

Last Christmas my to-be-ex-husband came round to my house to deliver pressies (we're still 'amicable'). My BF was there, but I invited Big Dave in anyway; thinking they've got to meet at some point; may as well get on with it. I thought they'd hate each other - but they hit it off straight away cos they had one thing in common (apart from having bedded me) - boats. The BF has a yacht, the husband has a motorboat.
How bizarre it was to sit between the 2 of them, totally ignored, while they chat away. The funniest bit was when they sat there comparing the length of their shafts..... They were straightfaced - wondering why I was choking on my coffee...

[Ankou]

shafts ? on a boat ?

[rinkins]

he he!! I went to a wedding a few years ago and my ex-husband and my then OH (Pencil Dick) were both ushers. My friend said to me that must have been weird looking at them in the photos standing next to each other knowing I had slept with them both. Was tres weird

[Bbbananas]

Well I dunno - I'm no expert. But they were definitely talking about their engine shafts or something or other.

[logic]

well SALLA, if the transome is pretty well above the waterline, then you have to have a long shaft, a short shaft will only suffice if it is close to the water,


(Just thought I'd keep it clean, as was intended, :-) )

[Bbbananas]

Propellor shafts Ank?

Rinks - I love the name Pencil Dick. I bet you would love him to know that's what he's now known as?!

[Bbbananas]

Thanks Loggy - I knew someone would understand what I meant. Me girlie - so me no understand engine-y type thingies or mechanical whatsits.

[rinkins]

That's what his number is saved as on my phone. It was JJ's idea :-)

[Sachs]

lol salla x
This thread brought to mind an incident with an ex boyfriend turned Jehovah, years later, whose door did he knock on with his mags??

[Bbbananas]

Oh God, here we go..............
Yes I am. Yes I am skiving. Yes I am taking the p1ss out of my employers by being on here in work time. Yes it is disgusting & I should be guilty.
But , no I'm not.
I'm doing other things also - it's called multi-tasking....

[Sachs]

'Jehovas' even ;0)

[lesblue]

You girls can laugh at nicknames like Pencil Dick, but do any of you truly know the size of your ****s?

[logic]

What's happened to JJ,?

[rinkins]

JJ spends most of her time in Sports AB these days logic

[Bbbananas]

Not quite the width of a pencil, but nowhere near being like a bucket.
Will that do?

[lesblue]

I'm not really that interested thanks x

[rinkins]

A pencil dick and a bucket hmm.....

tennis ball down a high street comes to mind LOL

[Bbbananas]

Ok. Just thought it was a question you were asking earlier....!

[logic]

HaHa
Tennis ball -high steet ,
Been there done that, :-)

[Bbbananas]

It used to be known down our way as "Like chucking a sausage up the Channel Tunnel".
Nice.