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One to try at home
A women approaches the counter at a pet shop to pay for some cat litter and tins of food. By the counter is a box with six frogs in it. On the front of the box was written:
Cunnilingus Frog - Orgasms Guaranteed
£5 with home servicing.
The women looked around briefly to see if anyone's listening. When it's all clear she shyly asks "Do they really work?" as she nods towards the frogs.
"Sure they do. My wife has one." he replies.
The woman ponders it for a second, "How does it work?"
"Simple really. Just lay it on your bed infront of your *ahem* and it automatially does it's business."
"Oh, that's good, I'll take one."
The woman gently selects a frog from the box, pays and hurries home. As son as she's through the door, she whips her kit off, jumps into place with the frog between her legs.
The frog simpy stares up at her, doing nothing.
She gently pokes the frog, but it just hops away.
The woman leans over and picks up the phone, and calls the pet shop. She explains her predicament and the guy at the pet shop says he'll be right over.
When he arrives, he's invited in. The woman gets everything into place again... and the frog just sits staring up at her. The pet shop owner picks up the frog, holds it to his face and says:
"OK, I'm only going to show you this one more time!"
Cunnilingus Frog - Orgasms Guaranteed
£5 with home servicing.
The women looked around briefly to see if anyone's listening. When it's all clear she shyly asks "Do they really work?" as she nods towards the frogs.
"Sure they do. My wife has one." he replies.
The woman ponders it for a second, "How does it work?"
"Simple really. Just lay it on your bed infront of your *ahem* and it automatially does it's business."
"Oh, that's good, I'll take one."
The woman gently selects a frog from the box, pays and hurries home. As son as she's through the door, she whips her kit off, jumps into place with the frog between her legs.
The frog simpy stares up at her, doing nothing.
She gently pokes the frog, but it just hops away.
The woman leans over and picks up the phone, and calls the pet shop. She explains her predicament and the guy at the pet shop says he'll be right over.
When he arrives, he's invited in. The woman gets everything into place again... and the frog just sits staring up at her. The pet shop owner picks up the frog, holds it to his face and says:
"OK, I'm only going to show you this one more time!"
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