From The Adam and Joe Radio Program on 6music

[AB Editor]

I've been thinking about submitting a group of your jokes to Adam and Joe to see if they'll read them out in their bad jokes section. Here is one from last Saturday:


A farmer and his wife were having a competition in the farmyard, the prize was a huge marquee with Dj decks, lots of sound equipment and a lit-up dance-floor.

The competition was to see who could do the best performance of a Shakespeare play.

All the farmyard animals joined in:

The Chicken did Macbeth,

The Pig did Hamlet

and the Cow performed Richard III

After watching all the plays the farmer and his wife had a tough decision to make. But after a long deliberation they decided on a winner.

They walked into the farmyard and declared:

"Cow is the winner of our Disco tent"



Spare Ed

[ummmm]

I don't get it...

[ChuckFickens]

winter of discontent

[ummmm]

Oh..that's crap..

[lilsecret]

Did you hear about the guy who sent ten puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[lilsecret]

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause

[Avatar]

If you're looking for sh1t jokes, anything by Marval is usually a dead cert.