It was J M Barrie, but I wonder ifPrivate Eye wants a dumb answer'- in which case it could be anything! We need more information about how this quiz works
At some time someone has given a dumb answer to this question, maybe on TV or the radio or in a newspaper. It is that wrong answer they are looking for - not the right answer.
Google knows everything. It is indeed T S Eliot.
From: Sky One, Are You Smarter Than A Ten-Year-Old?
Presenter: 'Who wrote the story of Peter Pan? A.A. Milne, J.M. Barrie or T.S. Eliot?' Contestant (a teacher): 'Okay. I've read the story. I've saw the films. I've not saw the panto. I'm pretty sure it's T.S. Eliot.'
Many thanks.
To explain, Crossword 407 (you can download it) is littered with dumb answers given to questions eg What item of clothing is awarded to a sportsman representing his country?(9)
Answer - Jockstrap!