10 of the best....unintentional double entendres heard on British tv and radio

[Bobbisox]

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse.

I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria . I saw her *** this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice.

The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing
so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.

Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said:

'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed
and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,

'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?'

Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today
after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's
nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen
Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

[ummmm]

lol...

[vulcan]

and the famous Brian Johnston one in cricket when Michael Holding was bowling to Peter Willey and Brian said
" The bowlers holding the batsman willey".

[Bobbisox]

and heres anither two..lol

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UKeclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem
cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson

lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use
Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

[vulcan]

snap !

[Bobbisox]

morning vulcan x

[carrust]

Said by Kenneth Wolstenholme when North Korea scored their 4th goal against Portugal
"And it's another for Korea".......say it quickly.

[Bobbisox]

and EDDIE X

[Bobbisox]

brilliant carrust, never heard that one before..lol

[redman41]

Excellent Bobbi ! You're on form today !!! :-)

[Bobbisox]

Love jokes red, start the day with a laugh and a joke and I won't go wrong..lol

[Marijn]

What's the missing word in 3?

[fourteen85]

***

[fourteen85]

i will try that again. hctans backwards

[beejay1124]

good stuff - Bobbi

[Marijn]

Thanks fourteen :-)

[denis567]

Heard one today on Bargain Hunt. They were looking at a pair of porcelain Dutch girl figurines, I think they were Copenhagen Ware, when one of them said that the larger of the two figurines was wearing a Dutch Cap.

[Bobbisox]

ohhh great Denis...lol