AND TODAYS SUPER HOT TIPS ARE................. (part 3 ) Final part!

[trickythetipster]

JEREMY Beadle: When selling DVDs on your TV advert, hold the disks in your bigger hand so that they do not appear to be the size of laser disks.

SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.

SINGLE men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.

ALCOHOLICS: don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices.

McDONALD'S: Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.

WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a s**t anyway and you could use the saved energy to hoover the house afterwards.

Above all have a great weekend and share the love and the top tips with everyone.

[dizmouk2009]

You should read Smut comic!

[dizmouk2009]

I used to know the writer for smut comic, man he was cool. He showed me how to draw a few of the lead characters :)

[logic]

`ETAM ? ? ?
where the fox that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb0kiiB3O-o

[dothawkes31]

Jeremy Beadle is dead