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Vodka dash
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Had to post this as i'm still laughing about it several hours later.
Two blokes came to the till, obviously a bit bladdered but not overly so, querying the price of vodka we keep behind us on a wall. He had £15.00 on him, and wanted the voddy plus a bottle of coke. As he sent his mate off to get the coke, I told him that as he was slightly trollied, that i'd sell him the vodka now but we'd refuse to see him anymore today. Anyhoo, his mate comes back with a giant bottle of coca cola, and coupled with the vodka it came to more than £15.00 as the voddy itself was 13.29. So he sent his mate off to get another, cheaper bottle of coke. A minute later he trotted back with a smaller bottle of coke, but sadly still didn't make the total to less than £15.00.
At this point i said "look, i'll get the coke", and off I went taking his £15.00 with me.
Now these two twonks fancied their chances, and being slightly hammered and obviously majorly dumb, grabbed the vodka bottle which was on my till- and priced at £13.29- and legged it out the door. I'm sure even now they think they'd got one over on me.
Wonder how long it will take them to realise?
Two blokes came to the till, obviously a bit bladdered but not overly so, querying the price of vodka we keep behind us on a wall. He had £15.00 on him, and wanted the voddy plus a bottle of coke. As he sent his mate off to get the coke, I told him that as he was slightly trollied, that i'd sell him the vodka now but we'd refuse to see him anymore today. Anyhoo, his mate comes back with a giant bottle of coca cola, and coupled with the vodka it came to more than £15.00 as the voddy itself was 13.29. So he sent his mate off to get another, cheaper bottle of coke. A minute later he trotted back with a smaller bottle of coke, but sadly still didn't make the total to less than £15.00.
At this point i said "look, i'll get the coke", and off I went taking his £15.00 with me.
Now these two twonks fancied their chances, and being slightly hammered and obviously majorly dumb, grabbed the vodka bottle which was on my till- and priced at £13.29- and legged it out the door. I'm sure even now they think they'd got one over on me.
Wonder how long it will take them to realise?
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I served a bloke today with a bookazine on how to spring clean your home and a valentine card for his wife, and he asked me if I thought his wife would appreciate the thought, i said yeah, just get a pack of rubber goves to go with it and he'd be reet, then i said next time i see you you'll be limping! he was serious you know,
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the public...who would have 'em eh?
I was at Asda this morning, did my shopping and came back to the bus stand where these two Chavs were standing, there was the 3 of us when she said "Whatchya fooking looking at" at which I mumbled I wasn't looking at anything...."not you love "(err she was about 30ish...lol ) Am talking about him that passed in that car, thinks we're sh!te !!!
Ok, I thought, having a wry smile, then to her male chav friend..."Havya seen that sign, open 24 hrs....pointing to it....When the fook are they supposed to sleep !!!!
I tried hard to smother my giggles...honest !
Bobbi ♥
I was at Asda this morning, did my shopping and came back to the bus stand where these two Chavs were standing, there was the 3 of us when she said "Whatchya fooking looking at" at which I mumbled I wasn't looking at anything...."not you love "(err she was about 30ish...lol ) Am talking about him that passed in that car, thinks we're sh!te !!!
Ok, I thought, having a wry smile, then to her male chav friend..."Havya seen that sign, open 24 hrs....pointing to it....When the fook are they supposed to sleep !!!!
I tried hard to smother my giggles...honest !
Bobbi ♥
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