One liners that make you giggle

[dothawkes31]

Jusy watching Passenger 57 (yet again),
Red neck small rown USA Police Chief to Wesley Snipes : 'What would you do if you were me?'
Snipes: 'Kill Myself'

I watched a film the other nite and there was a billiant line from a film producer talking about Francis Ford Coppola wanting to make the Godfather a film about an Italian family, the producer said:
'Fluff him and the horse he rode in on!!!'

I love that line!

Anyone else have a fave one liner?

[Mamyalynne]

Not from a fim , but when a woman was flashed , she shouted "ooh just like a pen!$ only smaller!" made me smile :-)

[society]

The Wizard of Oz

“Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore”, Dorothy (Judy Garland)

“There’s no place like home”, Dorothy (Judy Garland)

“I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too”, Wicked Witch of the West (Margaret Hamilton)

[society]

Casablanca -

“Here’s looking at you, kid”, Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart)

Yankee Doddle Dandy -

“My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you”, George Cohan (James Cagney)

Dirty Harry -

“Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk”, Inspector “Dirty” Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood)

[jno]

"do you realize if there were no closets, there'd be no coats, and if there were no coats there'd be no hooks, and if there were no hooks there'd be no fish and that would suit me just fine."

- Monkey Business