Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

There will be a raffle as usual tonight , so members are encouraged.

Suggestions for our summer outings can now be posted.

Will the member who is persistently causing the puddles in the upper outside green bathroom please try to avoid doing this in the future. A mop can be found.

[alexanderd]

Im sure LordAlex could come I have a hankie with knots in the corners to keep his head cool

[Mamyalynne]

I will volunteer to be on ludship duty milady if you feel the need for a jaunt to the Isle as its a few weeks since you stravaiged

[Meg]

Milady, can you not bring his Lordship (and Uncle Joe if I can dare to mention him)? It won't be the same without you.

[Naomicorlett]

Now yopu have me vair vair intrigued mamya. Stravaiged indeed ! Ta mee feer skee nish .

[ladyalex]

No...truth will out....I'm phobic of air travel and get terribly sea-sick, so thanks for the offer, Mamya, but I'll stay here.
Alexanderd, I don't think you have fully appreciated the extent of lordalex's lordalex-ness. He has been banned from almost everywhere except here......and I've tried the Lifeboats and they won't have him.

[Naomicorlett]

Lady Alex I am having a tunnel dug as we speak. Please don't tell me you are claus -- claws ---cla---scared of small spaces.

[ladyalex]

A tunnel! Marvellous. I SHALL go to the IOM ! And we can keep on popping back to chek on Lordalex and Uncle Joe (yes, he's still here, Miss Meg and your bill is increasing weekly)

[boxtops]

I'm a bit obsessed with the raffle this week, milady, I have my eye on those green sox. Could you draw it soon please, as if I win I would like to wear the sox to the IoM, I think they would suit.

[Naomicorlett]

Hoorah !! We have a quorum for the AGM in The IOM. Acronyms rule !!

[alexanderd]

great I dont think we could have gone without her Ladyship and I will volunteer for tunnel duty as I still have my unicycle and can nip back and forth to check on his lordship

[Meg]

I can see you'll prise my Building Sociey book from me soon. I have just been aside the moat for my habitual ciggie break and there are some very distressing noises coming from next door.

[ladyalex]

Your wish is my command, boxtops.

Tonight's raffle winning tickets are number ..........


wait for it






pink
again

[boxtops]

Better make the tunnel quite tall, then, naomi, to allow for the unicycle with alexander on top of it!

[ladyalex]

Oh no! The bewildered lot have got hold of boxtops's friend.
Form a rescue party immediately.

Do you think we can manage this alone, or should we call in the SAS ??
or perhaps the SBS too, remember the moat....

[boxtops]

I have pink, number two fat ladies, will that do?

[boxtops]

PS milady don't form a boarding party on my account, my referred person may not have come after all, it might be that they have got hold of someone like Gordon Brown instead and are wreaking revenge.. perhaps we should just let them get on with it.

[ladyalex]

Yes, boxtops, you are a winner. Please pick your prize.

But what about your friend ?

[alexanderd]

Form a line to effect a rescue Iknow it wont be a straight line but needs must, lets go

[ladyalex]

Sorry, Boxtops, didn't see your post.
Do you think they might have got our dear leader next door ?
I will have to go in to see him if they do. We haven't met up since our dear old schooldays.....oh the memories, they're rolling back......

[alexanderd]

OOps cancel the line