Well, you won't be the first.
It's quite shaming, but I got the avatar off google images, but didn't take a note of where it was...talk about senior moments!
Sorry about this Bertie, but just need to tell ladyalex about her picture.
This is the 17th century Manor house which is surrounded by a medieval moat which dates from the 1230's and is the oldest surviving structure in Groombridge. It contains more than an acre of water and is home to shoals of carp and roach.
!!!! So you see I really am swimming in your moat!!!!
I like a challenge, and you provided one. This is why I lurk around on this site and welcome the chance to relax in your moat. Have a great weekend. (and to kind Bertie).