Funny suggestions for donkey derby / race night horse names.

[mitchmoir]

Please suggest funny names for horses in a donkey derby race.

[slinky.kate]

miss philly.

[slinky.kate]

grease lightning

[ELVIS68]

Arthur Kenny One

[vivandorron]

Interesting this......Horses in a Donkey Derby.

Who's riding..'Equinass'. !!??

Ron.

[Jules001]

we organised a race night and drew up names for the horses and riders for the race card and used batty book titles and authors, they seemed to work well.

[ttfn]

gone with the wind

[ttfn]

whatever you choose, at all costs, avoid Shy Talk - it used to be Peter O'Sullivan's nightmare

[vivandorron]

ttfn... Your suggestion of ' gone with the wind ' makes me recall a horse which was named 'Hoof-hearted'.

Ron.

[in a mo]

Gone 4 A P

[in a mo]

2 Sticky 2 Stick

Dead Fish Don't Die

Don Key OT

[ttfn]

Imagine ron, being a fast-talking commentator - not the job I would want!

[vivandorron]

ttfn....Talking about fast talking commentators..there is the classic from Brian Johnson who wanted radio listeners who had just 'tuned-in' to know the up-to-date position in a test match and said " The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willie.

Ron.

[Tizzi24]

Dun Runnin

[vivandorron]

Having given further thought to your question, I guess you could name a horse; Radish or Chestnut. Also, Box; Shoo; etc.

However, as a Donkey Derby is involved, you really need ordinary Ass names, such as Jack.

Best wishes ......Ron. (A real ***!!??.)

[boxtops]

Neddy

[vivandorron]

P.S. AB's computer woudn't allow me to present myself as a fool. Hence the reason for the bracketed section alongside my name having been edited. My entry was Ass after Jack..........Ron