keeping on a musical theme on this rather mundane afternoon...(sorry sqad, I know how much you enjoy this type of thing)

[Bobbisox]

But we can't be serious and smutty all the time, we will later ...:-0)

We will start a story and make it up as we go, we fill in a song title where applicable...I will start..

a man has escaped from an open prison, the last sightings of him were when he was running through a field singing I Want To Break Free...
The newscaster has just announced...

[daftgrandad]

He ran through the corn like "A Fox on the Run"

[berniecuddles]

and he "run to the hills"

[Bbbananas]

He was all out of breath and 'All Out Of Love'..........

[berniecuddles]

and on the way he met two little boys who........

[Bobbisox]

when he reached the far side of the field, two women asked him...
Donald wheres yer troosers,,,he was Scottish..lol
he replied....

[Bbbananas]

This Town Aint Big Enough For The Both Of Us...

[berniecuddles]

he sadi "leap up and down throw your knickers in the air".........

[Bobbisox]

so they said they would help him escape over to a Norwegian Wood

[LoftyLottie]

Where he lit 'Great Balls of Fire'

[Bbbananas]

his codeword was Knock On Wood....

[Bobbisox]

as he stood over the fire contemplating his fate....
smoke got in his eyes

[berniecuddles]

so he knocked three times on the ceiling......

[Bbbananas]

And the woman next to him purred Come on Baby, Light My Fire. ...

[daftgrandad]

His contact replied "I Hear You Knocking"

[LoftyLottie]

OK he said

'Let's spend the Night Together'

[Bobbisox]

they sat down in the forest <what did I say aboot smut?..snigger>
where they both....

[berniecuddles]

he said i cant raindrops are falling on my head

[LoftyLottie]

So he had to go 'Up on the Roof' to mend it!!

[Bobbisox]

so they got out of the rain and found a cave, she said to hime
Come on over to my place

[berniecuddles]

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